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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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