- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

"Knock knock." "No."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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