Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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