- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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