- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

rocky is here again.......................

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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