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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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