tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Nero, sure you are okay?

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Female rights.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Yo Momma So Fat!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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