- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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