How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why was the woman?

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Jack Stevens

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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woman's lacrosse

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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