- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

PIED NINNY!

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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