- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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