What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

I put my baby in a microwave.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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