What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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