- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

run farther?

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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