What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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baskets

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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