- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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