Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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A Fat Kenyan

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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