Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I woke up today

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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