- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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