i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Jews

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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