a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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