- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Penis.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

This is funny.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?