- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

NEVER

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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