What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

I <3 Hitler

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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