What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A man buys a prius

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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