- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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