What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is my name? I dont know

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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