a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

did you stub your toe?

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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