Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

your life

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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