- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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