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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Bad grammers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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