Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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