- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Jews

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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