What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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