- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

... i forgot the joke :p

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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