- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What's a joke? Funny

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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