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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Where's my tractor?

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

An Asian with a big dick.

Ily bae

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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