- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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