- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

womans having rights.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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