Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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The Moon Landing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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