What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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