- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

the redsox

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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