- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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