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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man killed himself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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