This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Because she has down's syndrome

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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