a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

whats black and strange a paki

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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