What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Click here for free sandwich.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

So a seal walks into a club.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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