- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

So a seal walks into a club.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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