- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Black people.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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