- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

good one jess !!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

You have friends

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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